Goat Simulator Achievements Full list of all 85 Goat Simulator achievements worth 2,375 gamerscore. It takes around 4-5 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game.The base game contains 30 achievements worth 1,000 Gamerscore, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 55 achievements worth 1,375 Gamerscore.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by TrueAchievement desc TrueAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc GamerScore desc GamerScore asc TA Ratio desc TA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Xbox.com order Date won desc Date won asc DLC Packs Group DLC packs together in list DLC Filter AllOwnedNone Flag Filter All None 85 Offline Mode 85 Single Player 85 Cooperative 19 Collectable 3 Cumulative + 1 Shop 1 Time/Date 1 Buggy + 2 Buggy - Link flagsOR joinAND join Achievements without these flags What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply Base Base Game (Excludes DLC) 2,033 1,000 30 3399,59424,655 (6%)4-5h Goat QueenBecome the Queen of Goat Ville 9 guidesAlexander GoatstafssonWin the title bout! 6 guidesWhat is its purpose?Thrash the Goathenge 7 guidesAngel GoatDo no evil 9 guidesBoulder of DeathHit the party with the Boulder of Death 9 guidesDemogoatHave 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time 6 guidesDevil GoatWe are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell 7 guidesLOEK MasterFind the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue 8 guidesPedestrianFind the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue 8 guidesGoats 'n' StuffHold your own concert 7 guidesRymdskepp I RymdenTravel to space! 7 guidesA Story About My GoatI'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement 6 guidesDisgustingWhy did you step in that? Yuck 7 guidesLing Ling Into Battle GoFight the turtles 6 guidesDodge ThisMake sure the Hillbilly never drives again. 8 guidesMile High ClubLick the Hanging Glider. 9 guidesGoat Of The HillEverything the light touches is your kingdom. 6 guidesA Story About My ElevatorGet up on the skyscraper without using the elevator 13 guidesMattress MadnessBounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds 7 guidesTrying to Bring Forth Sanctum 3?Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items 6 guidesAround the World on 5 TrampolinesVisit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once. 7 guidesTry HardFind all the trophies in Goat Ville! 4 guidesTony GoatFinish all manual quests 6 guidesThe FlapmasterScore 10 points in Flappy Goat 28 guidesValkyrieGo on the catapult with a rider on your back 5 guidesOne BallRide a bike for 60 sec 7 guidesBuilder GoatFind all the blocks 3 guidesIs That A Goat?Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached 5 guidesHat SimulatorBuy all hats 4 guidesI Freaking Love GoatsFind all collectibles on level 7 2 guides Add-on MMO 1,639 640 16 2.8426,2588,704 (33%)1-2h Boat RideEnjoy your trip 2 guidesButthurtDo a lot of hurt. With your butt. 3 guidesElfstreet BoysBaa with the choir 2 guidesExcalitgoatUnlock the ExcaliGoat mutator 3 guidesGravity GoatUnlock the gravity goat mutator 2 guidesJörgenJörgen 3 guidesLove or Hate?Find all the trophies on the MMO Level. 1 guideMermaid GoatUnlock the mermaid mutator 3 guidesMusic Non StopJump on the launchpad 2 guidesNot AgainGet deviously trapped again 2 guidesOld GoatOMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS? 3 guidesSteal the ShowDo a card trick at the magician 3 guidesThe Charter TripVisit all zones on the MMO level 2 guidesThe Icelandic ExperienceIt never erupts when you want it to. 6 guidesVoluntary QATrash the server room 2 guidesWheel GoatUnlock the wheel of time mutator 2 guides Add-on Goatz 1,095 360 14 2.1917,6295,857 (33%)3-4h A new challenger has appearedClear 25 survival quests in one game 4 guidesBig in JapanBeat the whiplash course without getting wet 5 guidesDon't starveEat 50 food items in one game 1 guideGoat from aboveHit 5 zombies in one bullet dive 1 guideHang tightParaglide in the air for 1 minute 1 guideI am GoatPlay GoatSimSim for 5 minutes 1 guideLook at it go!Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb 3 guidesMasterchefMake the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible 1 guideShattered dreamsCrystallize and break 30 zombies in one game 1 guideSurvivalistCraft all items in one game 2 guidesSurvive for your lifeSurvive 10 days 2 guidesThe Goa'th amendmentCraft all the weapons in one game 2 guidesToo much funKill 7 zombies with one minifun 3 guidesWarm bathUse the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool 2 guides Add-on PAYDAY 572 195 13 2.5518,1356,712 (37%)1-2h You raise me up!Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building. 3 guidesGoatipedeLick all crew members together to form a Goatipede. 4 guidesBounce it!Enable the hydraulic cars. 4 guidesGoatfellasGather the crew for some drive-in movies. 4 guidesRetirementJust finish that one LAST job. 3 guidesLe Voyage Dans la LuneA Trip to the Moon. 6 guidesGoatBallShow off your vehicle air control skills in the desert. 6 guidesWhat’s the count?Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table. 2 guidesItsamee!Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky. 2 guidesPlentiful masqueradeWear 30 masks at once. 3 guidesThe Song of my PeopleListen to the whole pan flute song. 3 guidesThe Big ScoreFind all the trophies on the Payday Level. 2 guidesDastardlyPlace a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive. 2 guides Add-on Waste of Space 604 180 12 1.8517,6815,182 (29%)3-4h Use the sword, goatPickup a photon sword as father or good goat. 2 guidesBe not afreightDestroy all freighters 1 guideRuler of the seven skiesBlow up all pirate ships 1 guideBacon marauderShoot down 30 police ships. 1 guideThe alien or the egg?Headbutt all alien eggs 2 guidesNERD!Find all collectibles 1 guideI wanna be a baahlionaireGather $1000000 1 guideMy little bronyFind all the pony horses. 3 guidesTestaholicComplete test chambers. 2 guidesIt's working... IT'S WORKING!Run wild with the Podrunner 3 guidesSplishy splashyVisit the badehaus. 3 guidesThe world is your canvasTag 10 walls. 3 guides