South Park: The Stick of Truth Achievements

• New Kid On The Block

  You have joined the KKK

  2 guides
• First Day in South Park

  You completed your first day in South Park

  2 guides

• KKK Hero

  You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle

  1 guide
• Elven Hero

  You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle

  1 guide
• Nonconformist

  You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game

  1 guide
• Gingivitis

  Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking

  2 guides
• Day Walker

  You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles

  2 guides
• Made This for You

  You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy

  3 guides
• Inside Joke

  While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave

  2 guides
• Are We Cool?

  You found Jesus while playing as a Jew

  1 guide

• Parkeologist

  You opened all of the garages in South Park

  1 guide
• For the Hoarder

  You completed the game without selling any items

  2 guides
• Face Hoff

  You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff

  2 guides
• Truth to Power

  You farted on four major authority figures

  1 guide
• Irritable Bowels

  You shat your pants during a boss battle

  1 guide
• Acceptance

  You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself

  3 guides
• Dog Whistle

  You've farted on a dog while in gnome form

  2 guides
• Dragon Wrath

  You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle

  2 guides

• Two Girls, One Stick

  You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise

  1 guide
• Just Saying Hi

  You've farted on every buddy in the game

  1 guide
• Re-Buttal

  You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart

  1 guide
• Heisenberg

  You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap

  1 guide
• Outpatient

  You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS

  3 guides
• Perverted

  You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds

  1 guide
• Shutout

  You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle

  2 guides
• Stay Down

  You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out

  1 guide

• Avenger

  You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

  1 guide
• No Child Left Behind

  You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out

  1 guide
• Poco Chinpoko

  You collected 5 Chinpokomon

  1 guide
• Chinpoko loco

  You collected 15 Chinpokomon

  2 guides
• Chinpokolypse

  You collected all of the Chinpokomon

  2 guides
• Daddy Issues

  You befriended your father

  1 guide
• More Popular Than Jesus

  You made friends with half of South Park

  1 guide
• More Popular Than John Lennon

  Everyone in South Park is your friend

  1 guide

• Junk Peddler

  You sold 300 junk items

  1 guide
• Stick Savior

  You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth

  2 guides
• Ass of Fire

  You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass

  1 guide
• Canadian Handshake

  You've farted on people 100 times.

  2 guides
• Animal Cruelty

  You've farted on animals 25 times

  2 guides
• Pulling Mud

  In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants

  1 guide
• Shopaholic

  You have collected half of the available costume sets
• Clothes Whore

  You've collected all of the available costumes

• Too Far

  You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus

  2 guides
• Friends in Strange Places

  You befriended both crab people and gnomes

  1 guide
• Weapon Proficiency

  Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks

  1 guide
• Skilled Defender

  Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks

  1 guide
• You bastards!

  You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game

  2 guides
• Mastery

  You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability

  1 guide
• Make it Rain!

  You've spent $500

  1 guide
• Full Arsenal

  You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game

  4 guides