3 Minutes to Midnight Achievements

• Chapter One

  Begin Chapter One.
• Tool Time

  Recover Linda's toolbox.

• Powered by Twonkies

  Give the school hamster a Twonkie.
• Chapter Two

  Begin Chapter Two.
• Break the Dam

  Restore the electricity at the dam.
• Mine Cart Madness

  Take a ride on the mine cart.
• A Tantrum for the Ages

  Witness Betty's meltdown.
• Jurassic Scare

  Meet the dinosaur in the depths.
• Chapter Three

  Begin Chapter Three.
• Farewell, Pat!

  Blow up Pat Garrett's statue.

• The Wacky Heist

  Execute the bank heist.
• Injustice is Served

  Successfully incriminate Lazlo Hardy.
• Dreams Go Down in Flames

  Burn down the tiki bar.
• Chapter Four

  Begin Chapter Four.
• Solid Swine

  Finish the "one-pig sneaking mission."
• Double Trouble

  Complete your journey of self-discovery.
• Chapter Five

  Begin Chapter Five.
• No, I Am Your Father

  Have one final conversation with Gen. Hartman.

• Thank you!

  Watch the entire credits sequence.
• To Be Continued...

  Finish the game.
• The Fruit of the Devil

  Force-feed Betty her least favorite food.
• When You Stare Into the Abyss...

  Examine the filthy cell one too many times.
• You're Fired!

  Get the director to fire Wilburforce.
• Please Be a Secret Door... Yay!

  Find the manor's hidden entrance.
• Honorable Thief

  Only take back what is yours.
• Taco Tuesday? Taco Everyday!

  Listen to all of the Taco Pendejo advertisements.

• The End of the Longest Nap

  Save Taquito from his dreadful fate.
• Divine Intervention

  Experience the afterlife.
• Now, That's a Fork

  Obtain Poseidon's trident.
• Smarty-Pants

  Guess all the answers to Sherman's riddles correctly.
• Deep Dark Basements

  Visit Pam's basement.
• System Failure

  Make the dam's control center systems fail.
• Don't Hold Your Breath

  Have Betty spend too much time underwater.
• Forgive Me, Father...

  Confess all of Betty's sins.

• Groovy!

  Find the secrets of the Necronomicon.
• This Echo Fights Back!

  Discover the echo's true identity.
• The Fork in the Stone

  Be worthy of pulling the Farmer's Bident from the stone.
• Cow-Fu Hustle

  Get kicked off the tower by the cow too many times.
• Staring Contest

  Wait for the plane's engines to stop.
• Thwart the Red Menace!

  Protect national secrets from the Soviets.
• Get Off My Plane!

  Make Betty take a leap of faith.
• Patent Pending. Don't Steal!

  Build all three of Betty's great inventions.

• My Precious!

  Examine Betty's diamond one too many times.
• Animal Whisperer

  Interact with every animal in the game.
• The Last Leaf of Autumn

  Witness the fall of autumn's last leaf.
• The Legend of the Great Sherman

  Hear the tale of the Great Sherman.
• It Doesn't Seem to Work

  Interact with the Kamehameha sign one too many times.
• Rocco the Roach

  Behold the splendor that is Rocco the Roach.
• Distinguished Geode

  Meet Sir Rockington, Ben's pet rock.
• Who in the World is Ms. Hart?

  Discover Ms. Hart's true identity.

• The Return of Betty Anderson

  Bring Betty back from the dead.
• Clueless

  Get no Help from Wilburforce.
• Accidents Happen

  Snoop on Benjamin's property one time too many.
• The Memorial

  Pay your respects to those no longer with us...
• Self-Made Defeat

  Be the worst friend this town could ever ask for!
• Being Popular Pays Off

  Be the best friend this town could ever ask for!
• Follow Me! I Know a Shortcut!

  Skip everything you can. (No hard feelings, really!)
• Everything Is Back Under Control

  Let Gen. Hartman shepherd you back into the fold.

• Better Luck Next Time

  Learn the hard way that your actions have consequences.
• Master Adventurer

  Point and Click through everything