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Pun-ishment and dad jokes.

  • Christophe42Christophe42909,418
    Posted on 15 January 25 at 18:47
    Why was the Energizer bunny arrested?

    He was charged with battery.

    What has two butts and kills people?

    An assassin?

    When you boil a funny bone, you get a laughing stock. That is humerus.

    What do you have to add to this thread? The more groan-inducing, the better.
  • Johnny SinisterJohnny Sinister2,217,485
    Posted on 15 January 25 at 23:21
    Did you hear about the thief who stole a calendar?

    He got 12 months.
  • New ParalyzerNew Paralyzer1,555,667
    Posted on 16 January 25 at 00:16
    I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
  • Posted on 16 January 25 at 13:42
    Hear about the prisoners that escaped in a cement mixer. Police are on the hunt for hardened criminals
  • Christophe42Christophe42909,418
    Posted on 17 January 25 at 08:32
    Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

    They lactose.
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